Japanese Playboy: A Magazine Review

This article is a summary of the YouTube video ‘PLAYBOY JAPAN MAGAZINE REVIEW’ by Rio Matsuzawa

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Japanese Playboy magazine disappoints reviewer with lack of sexual content, outdated in the era of free online pornography.

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  • The video is a review of a Japanese Playboy magazine.
  • The reviewer is disappointed because the magazine is not actual Playboy, just called Playboy in Japan.
  • The magazine contains photos of gravure idols, which are not explicitly sexual.
  • The reviewer finds the content underwhelming and not worth the price.
  • The magazine includes articles on topics like the war in Ukraine and the Omicron virus.
  • There are also sections about sports, manga, and DVDs featuring gravure idols.
  • The reviewer mentions that the magazine lacks explicit sexual content and can be compared to a North American newspaper.
  • Criticism is given regarding the inclusion of young gravure idols, which the reviewer finds disturbing.
  • The video concludes with the reviewer expressing that the magazine is outdated in the era of easily accessible free online pornography.

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Transcript

MOUSH MOUSH EVERYBODY

Alright, so I’m actually a little bit pissed off today, mainly because of today’s video. It’s on today’s JAPANESE EDUCATION CHANNEL. I’m gonna be reviewing a Japanese Playboy magazine. I think if you like my channel, I don’t need to explain what Playboy is, cause chances are if you like this channel, you either really like drugs, or you really like sex, or you really like both. So, BANANA.

This over here is what we call a weekly Playboy. Now what really pissed me off about this magazine is that it’s not Playboy at all. Yet, it’s called Playboy in Japanese. The company that makes Playboy in America and the company that makes Playboy in Japan is actually not affiliated. That’s pretty misleading to call it Playboy and not actually be Playboy.

Not gonna lie, I did already skim through this magazine, and the one question that I had is WHAT PAGE AM I SUPPOSED TO JERK OFF TO? You’ll see what I’m talking about in one second.

So this magazine was 580 yen. Feel free to Google the f***ing rates when you’re watching this video, cause Japanese yen is pretty f***ing bulls*** right now. In other words, if you’re an American and you really want to visit Japan, NOW is the right time to visit this country.

So without further ado, let the reviewing begin. STROKE.

Here is the Playboy. Let’s open it up, and we’ve got on the first page a gravure idol. A gravure idol is basically kind of like the prelude to a porn actress. A gravure idol doesn’t do anything sexual. Well, there’s a lot of sexual innuendos, but there’s nothing directly sexual. As in, there is no sex involved whatsoever. Yeah, this looks like it was a page that was kind of folded up. I don’t know why, cause it’s not like there was anything sexual about it. Okay, well, these pictures over here, okay, yeah, well, she’s in a bikini, so… Sure, you can say it’s sexual, but, I mean, come on, this is Playboy. I paid 580 yen for this, and… Yeah, the war on Ukraine, that’s very Playboy-like, and I’m sure a lot of people can jerk off to that. There’s some articles on the Omicron virus. Here is Yakuruto, a baseball team in Japan. So, like, you know, it looks like this is just a regular magazine for the news.

Oh, this, I’m actually very excited for. It’s Mayweather vs Asakura Mikuru, who is a famous Japanese MMA fighter. Okay, yeah, we’ve got some mangas over here, which I have not had the time to read quite yet. Looks like a wrestling manga. I’m not sure. Let me know if you know what that is.

Oh, okay, so, yeah, this is a DVD of a gravure idol, which I’m sure you can find online for free if you really want to look at it, and… Oh, I think I’m gonna go back to this page, and… Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, Nippuru-setsu, Nippuru-setsu! Yeah.

Yeah, so, you know, as you can see, there’s nothing super sexual about anything here. I mean, like, you can probably see this on the back of a page of a f***ing newspaper in North America. I’m from Canada, and I think it was called the Toronto Sun. Yeah, the Toronto Sun was definitely a lot more sexual than this Playboy magazine, which is very unfortunate, and… Oh, this is Shinozaki Ai. She has been a gravure idol since she was, like, 13 years old or something. Yeah, you can be 13 and be in a sexually… Sexual magazine? You can be a gravure idol when you’re 13 years old in this country. Pretty f***ed up.

Yeah, so we got more sexy ladies in a row. She looks pretty hot, yep, but, yeah. Oh, okay. This! I’m into that kind of style. That’s… Oh, okay, okay, yeah. And, oh, that’s actually it. That is the end.

You know, if this was, like, the 80s and the 90s, and if I was, like, a 14-year-old boy, sure, maybe I can jerk off to this. But, I mean, come on, it’s 2022, when free pornography is just a click away. So, what did you think about this Japanese Playboy? Thumbs up or thumbs down? Definitely let me know in the comment section below.

And other than that, I’ll see y’all in the next video.

This article is a summary of the YouTube video ‘PLAYBOY JAPAN MAGAZINE REVIEW’ by Rio Matsuzawa