The Crazy Hot Matrix: A Woman’s Guide to Men

This article is a summary of the YouTube video ‘Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix-A Woman’s Guide to Men’ by coachccrowley

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Women are advised to avoid emotionally unavailable men and look for reasonably good-looking and evolved partners between a 5 and an 8 on the scale.

Key Insights

  • Key Insights from the Video:
  • The video presents an "emotional unavailability matrix" for women to understand men.
  • Emotional unavailability and attractiveness are measured on a scale from 0 to 10.
  • Men below a 4 in emotional growth are labeled as gay BFFs.
  • Women are advised to avoid dating men who are at least a 5 in emotional unavailability.
  • The "fun zone" is between a 5 and an 8 on the emotional unavailability scale.
  • The "danger zone" includes men with two first names, Brad or Chad, online porn addicts, and those who read Elite Daily.
  • The "date zone" consists of reasonably good-looking and reasonably evolved men.
  • The "husband zone" is between a 7 and a 5, with only a few men qualifying (e.g., Ryan Gosling).
  • The "prince charming zone" does not exist, but women hope to find someone like him.
  • Mention of a lesbian zone is made, referring to a woman who appeared to be a man.
  • The video encourages women to use this information and go forth confidently.

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This is your hot, emotional unavailability matrix. Everything a woman needs to know about men. This takes some people 46 years to develop. We banged this out in 5 minutes. This is how it is. It just is.

This is your emotional unavailability access. This is your hot access. Hot, as usual, is measured from 0 to 10. We all know that. Emotional unavailability is measured from 4 to 10 because we know there’s no such thing as a man who’s not at least a stunt at 4 in emotional growth. 4 and below, of course, is reserved for our gay BFFs. Love you guys.

This is your emotional unavailability hotline. It is very important you keep in mind where this line is at all times. As a rule, this is your no-go zone. Okay? Do not date or hang out or marry men who are at least, in our minds, a 5. There is a supplemental graph for girls who will date and marry a guy who’s a 5 and under for his money. So, it’s your no-go zone. We just rule this out. Life is better that way. That’s just the way it is. It’s just the way it is.

Above a 5 until about an 8, that is your fun zone, okay? We can hang around these guys, meet these guys, spend protected time with these guys. This is your I’m-working-on-an-app-guy commercial actors and any minor league athletes. It’s a fun zone.

Above the emotional unavailability line, this is your danger zone, okay? This is guys with two first names, any guy named Brad or Chad, any ads, online porn addicts, any guy that reads Elite Daily. This guy will call your ex, drunk dial you 20 times, and carve your name into his chest, a la Mark Wahlberg, forever. And you’ll wind up pregnant, also, forever. Danger zone.

Below the emotional unavailability line and above an 8 hot, and still about a 7 in emotional complexity, this is your date zone. Ladies, we can hang out with these guys, introduce them to our friends, not our dads, but distant cousins. These guys, they’re pretty good looking and reasonably evolved. Date zone.

Above an 8 hot, and in between about a 7 and a 5, that is your husband zone, okay? Now, when you find this guy, you lock him down, okay? This is not done to size. This is not a pie chart. This is a representation. There’s only actually about 5 guys that qualify. Ryan Gosling. Ryan Gosling. Abigail Mendez. This is your husband zone, in between a 7 and a 5, okay?

Now, above an 8 hot and below a 5, this is your prince charming zone. This man does not exist. If you find him, please capture him. Every straight woman on the planet is looking for him. We’d like to study him and maybe look at how to replicate him. It’s your prince charming zone.

Now, I was explaining this to my girlfriend, and she said, wait a minute. I met this guy who is smoking hot, at least a 9. He went down on me for an hour. We stayed up all night talking. He cried at least a 3 in emotional unavailability. And I said, girl, have you seen Boys Don’t Cry? That was a woman. Lesbian zone, okay?

Now, ladies, I want you to use this information and go forth and conquer. Lots of love, Kelsey. At least a 7, crazy.

This article is a summary of the YouTube video ‘Hot Emotional Unavailability Matrix-A Woman’s Guide to Men’ by coachccrowley