Todd Howard: It Just Works

This article is a summary of the YouTube video ‘It Just Works’ by The Chalkeaters

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How does it work?
Todd Howard, Game Director of Bethesda Game Studios, announces a long-awaited legendary series release, acknowledging bugs and relying on fan assistance and microtransactions for fixes, dismissing complaints about a nylon bag refund, and mentioning an outdated creation engine with no plans for improvement, while boasting about the game’s vast world, infinite quests and chests, and lasting appeal, replacing skill trees with a leveling system and role-playing elements, and ending with a provocative question.

Key Insights

  • Todd Howard, the Game Director of Bethesda Game Studios, is being welcomed in the video.
  • The video is announcing a new release of a legendary series that has been missed for years.
  • The video acknowledges the presence of bugs, but mentions that fans will fix them and microtransactions will be used to patch them.
  • There is mention of a nylon bag and dismissing complaints about it, stating that no money will be refunded.
  • The creation engine is mentioned as aged but with no plans to do anything about it.
  • The video mentions the ability to buy various objects in the game, including a mountain and a battlespaceship with dragon animation.
  • The video dismisses criticism, claiming that the game just works and will have lasting appeal.
  • There is a mention of not wanting "endless shit" and how the game is not what players need.
  • The video boasts about the size of the game world and the availability of infinite quests and chests.
  • Skill trees are mentioned as being replaced by a leveling system and role-playing elements.
  • The video ends by posing the question of who's laughing now.

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Transcript

Please welcome the Game Director of Bethesda Game Studios, Todd Howard!

What’s this? A new release?
The legendary series you missed for years
Comes back, get ready for some action!

Got a couple bugs in here, smoke’s glitched right there
The fans will fix it anyway, so we don’t care!
They’ll patch it through microtransactions
So enjoy your pretty nylon bag
Oh, and boy, stop shittin’ on our swag
You’re not gettin’ any money back
You knew this was a one-way wacky track
Ditch it up and have your nylon bag
Comin’ up with it was real drag
All proceeds will shrink the tube I’ll take
So you’re not gettin’ your money back!

It just works, it just works
It’ll last on it shows
People buy money flows
It just works

It just works, it just works
So when Christ opens worlds on his rise
Take my word
It just works

It just works, it just works
Our tech is cut against as far as I can tell
The creation engine aged very well
We’re not plannin’ on doin’ anything about it
Scourin’ the limit, don’t deny it
See this mountain? You can buy it
In the DLC for the price of a real mountain

What’s wrong with a train in place of your head?
C’mon, believe me, you’ve seen nothin’ yet!
The battlespaceship with the dragon animation
Will become a new sensation on the internet
Just shut up, give us your every dime
Buyin’ a horse is not a crime
Ideals can be the shadow, they will last
Or we’ll scatter one more time to time

It just works, it just works
Little life’s stunning shows
People buy money flows
It just works

It just works, it just works
So when Christ opens worlds on his rise
Take my word
It just works

It just works, it just works
We don’t want your endless shit
It’s just not the game we need
See how good it used to shine
Now it’s fading out as we leave

We don’t want your endless shit
It’s just not the game we need
See how good it used to shine
Now it’s fading out as we leave

Now listen up!
Welcome to the place washed by e-like waves
There’s two and a half peasants with the same ugly face
If you’re not into small towns, check out big-ass plains
Fifty times the size of Skyrim, spice is manifold in this cave, you see

We at Bethesda know exactly what you want
Hug our gamers and spiders to improve shopping a lot
Now each topic must be bought for an extra ten spot
And saving now wasn’t ping-pong for just 20 a slot

You’re never getting bored with infinite quests
There’s every vagabond to put you to the test
You’ll be richly rewarded with infinite chests
Full of rusty swords and used pregnancy tests

We got rid of skill trees, they were old and lame
We made a leveling system and a role-playing game
We can be slush and kill and save one more nation
No more levels and skills, only DEVOTATION

It just works, it just works
Little eye-stunning shows
People buy money flows
It just works

It just works, it just works
This is just what’s over Christ opened worlds and it’s rise
Take my word
It just works, it just works

Little eye-stunning shows
People buy money flows
It just works

It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works
It just works

So who’s laughing now?

This article is a summary of the YouTube video ‘It Just Works’ by The Chalkeaters